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This place is giving me a headache, I need aleve...

im not sure how much corn i need for the party. ill play it by ear...

Girl at work had extra shrimp. Asked if I wanted one. I said no thank you. She replied “that’s okay I’ll prawn it off on someone”


Luls were had

Prawn and shrimp have different claws on different legs.

A guy got caught in some machinery at work and got stretched out. He gruesome.

i tried to make some pan-seared chicken, but no matter how long i left it on the bread it wouldnt cook...

Mary Poppins liked to travel around visiting places, but just for a short time at each.

nuns dont get married - its force of habit.