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Sep 15 2018 09:39pm
when your daikon cant talk, you have hoarse-radish...
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Sep 19 2018 07:35pm
In what state can you not get a large drink?


Mini-soda.


They've even got a college dedicated to the study of small drinks, the university of mini-soda...
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Oct 8 2018 04:17pm
i wonder if before he become king, king solomon's friends would call him "Prince S"...
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Oct 19 2018 12:44pm
i made some rolls today, and tried adding some healthier grains. they didnt come out so good though, i spelt it wrong...
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Oct 19 2018 12:45pm
what is this like the place where you get the string to hold your bad puns together or somethin?
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Oct 19 2018 03:05pm
Quote (thesnipa @ Oct 19 2018 01:45pm)
what is this like the place where you get the string to hold your bad puns together or somethin?


its where i write them down for posterity.


since thats what they come out of...
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Oct 19 2018 03:08pm
Why did the rabbit lose the pistol duel?


He couldn't grabbit faster.
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Oct 19 2018 03:10pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Oct 19 2018 03:05pm)
its where i write them down for posterity.


since thats what they come out of...


i got your pun, did u get mine?
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Oct 19 2018 03:45pm
what do you caLL A HARD WORKING MEN, A NIGGER.
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Oct 19 2018 03:57pm
Quote (fizzpower @ Oct 19 2018 04:45pm)
what do you caLL A HARD WORKING MEN, A NIGGER.



Wtf?
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