Sophie Ellis Bextor was recently found dead on the grounds of a French footballer's home. It was a murder on Zidane's floor.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

Two atoms were sat at at a bar. One says to the other: "I think I've lost an electron."

"An electron!" Says the second. "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

This post was edited by Mukhalif on Sep 1 2018 10:41pm

Bad pun'd

lmao

hahahaha

when an idiot plugs in your battery, its fooly charged.

Tryin to make joek about psychology but I kant.