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Aug 6 2018 08:46am
If you're having trouble with an appliance, consult the Manuel, he may know how to help you.
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Aug 6 2018 01:27pm
Quote (Mastersam93 @ 2 Oct 2013 02:54)
<insert any pun ever>


funny
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Aug 23 2018 01:46pm
An Israeli converted to christianity and became a priest. Now he's known as Pastor Ami.
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Aug 24 2018 12:39am
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

El-eph-I-no.

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Aug 26 2018 08:31am
When you bake a lot of rolls, and bounce them around on the tray, it's a bun dance.
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#616
Aug 26 2018 08:35am
Why did the life guard retire?




























Because he was drowning in work.
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Aug 28 2018 08:50am
Im Canadian. Whatever I do, I always bring my "eh game"...
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#618
Sep 1 2018 07:12pm
What did the dish say to the knife when it ran away with the spoon?


May the fork be with you.
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Sep 1 2018 10:03pm
Very punny

^ Literally the worst
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Sep 1 2018 10:24pm
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Oct 1 2013 09:22pm)
...Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


aw man, the feels
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