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#601
Jul 20 2018 09:56am
Went to a bar and ordered a White Russian.

They gave me a picture of Donald Trump.
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Jul 25 2018 06:51am
My gastroenterologist is named Joseph. He calls himself GI Joe.
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Jul 25 2018 07:17am
Quote (Surfpunk @ Jul 20 2018 10:56am)
Went to a bar and ordered a White Russian.

They gave me a pitcher of Donald Trump.


Fixd, punnier
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Jul 27 2018 07:22am
Jews must like wild sex. After ww2, a lot of them were in dp camps...
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#605
Jul 28 2018 05:48am
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Oct 1 2013 05:22pm)
...Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


LOL nice :rofl:

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Aug 1 2018 12:41am
a hot pepper thats not wide is a habanarrow.
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Aug 1 2018 12:59am
When
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#608
Aug 6 2018 06:44am
what did watson say to his boss when they went to the beach?


no shirt, sherlock...
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#609
Aug 6 2018 07:17am
A girl from 3 states away messaged me the other day saying she wanted me to "pound her pussy". But the drive was way too far.

I told her I'm sorry I cannot be of cervix
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#610
Aug 6 2018 07:21am
Wadu, wadu wadu hek, waduhek. Waduuuuuuuu heeeeeeeek.
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