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Jun 10 2018 09:38pm

its always great woman a woman has a pet cat. then i can ask to play with her pussy and she cant complain...

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Jun 11 2018 06:42am

Quote (ReturnFormer @ 11 Jun 2018 05:38)

its always great woman a woman has a pet cat. then i can ask to play with her pussy and she cant complain...

Too bad it only works in english... XD

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Jun 11 2018 07:39pm

Quote (Thomas Cross @ Jun 11 2018 07:42am)

Too bad it only works in english... XD B)

if they dont speak english you can say it anyway...

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Jun 11 2018 09:15pm

lol

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Jun 12 2018 02:49am

Quote (ReturnFormer @ 12 Jun 2018 03:39)

if they dont speak english you can say it anyway... ;)

I tried thanks!

Now I play with her pussy!

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Jun 12 2018 08:54am

Ever wonder about the origin of the word orphanage? Well, it used to be that orphanages doubled as brothels. The original word was whorephanage, which became shortened to orphanage as that second purpose dropped off.

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#597

Jul 16 2018 06:13pm

ugh, i hate it when i think of puns but dont write them down and forget them... forgot a bunch recently...

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#598

Jul 19 2018 10:19am

What spice should you use when afraid?

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Jul 19 2018 11:40am

Quote (ReturnFormer @ Jul 19 2018 08:49pm)

What spice should you use when afraid?

Terror-gon

Wrong.

Use scary spice, obviously.

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#600

Jul 20 2018 09:51am

I grew up near the ocean. One in particular. I guess you could say i'm a son of a beach.

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