Bad Puns Thread. - Topic

post all your terrible puns here. ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."

what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit?

passion-nut fruit.

LOL good one!

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Apr 4 2018 01:39am

Mah life... :rofl:

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Apr 26 2018 10:30pm

i was taking out my blender, and i dropped the base...

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May 6 2018 10:41am

Some inmates at a prison created a new type of padding for football helmets to protect athletes from brain damage. They call it the "Con-Cushion".

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May 7 2018 07:57am

Quote (Thomas Cross @ 4 Apr 2018 09:39)

Mah life... :rofl:

:(

Mah sole...

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May 16 2018 10:29am

You know those egg whitesin a carton? Some people call them "egg beaters" because they're eggs for beating. My wife's the one who uses them, though, so i call them "wife beaters"...

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May 16 2018 10:58am

Quote (Thomas Cross @ Mar 8 2018 02:46am)

Where is Firaga when we need him? :o :D

o.O

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May 16 2018 01:24pm

A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. "What? Do you expect me to spread my legs for you now?" says the wife. The husband replies, "honey, I love you, but i think a vase will work just fine."- the sopranos

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