Quote (ReturnFormer @ 1 Oct 2013 22:49)
post all your terrible puns here. ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."
what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit?
passion-nut fruit.
I once bought a 15 inch machete, said I was going to chop down a coconut tree for its fruit. Somebody else said I was coco-nuts.
