Quote (AnimeFTW @ 1 Oct 2013 19:52)
I had a teacher in high school was a master pun maker.
The first day of school he's like "We were going to go to the library, but it was booked."
Every time we asked for scissors "Sure, but make sure you don't cut class."
About a year after I had him I saw him in PE so I asked him to give me a pun. He told me to walk on to the football grass area and yelled "You're outstanding in the field!"
LOL