"what happens in vegas stays in vegas"

does that mean you have to use the bathroom before you leave...?

yes

Isaac, Mark, and Tony were all doctors and friends. So they decided to work together, and formed the TMI Medical Group.

Mastercraft plumbers really know their shit.

I'm a teacher in a school. This Jewish kid in my class was diagnosed with ADD, so at the end of the school year I told him that he should go to a concentration camp. I don't know why that made him so upset...

sup, naga. lemme axe you a question...

I dont enjoy sucking dick but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Is that a pun?

smoke weed everyfday

as a matter of fact i ahvent smoked weed in days..... LOL its trues.. ill give u free fg if u PM me and know how this si working

This post was edited by DALTONG on Feb 4 2018 01:25am

no, its your daily life.


and on that note, its not a coincidence that booty and beauty are so similar...

in honor of groundhog day, i made a pork hamburger.