what did the soda warn before being opened?


"im all shook up..."

My mom is allergic to canola oil. So for her, it's can't-ola oil.


This guy in jail kept making jokes. He was a silly con.

i made myself low before someone. i was in a basement.

I stayed up all night trying to remember if I had Amnesia or Insomnia.

A little rephrasing of the previous one that I posted:

I'm a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac. I stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

I got what you posted, thought it was good

In Spanish, bread is "pan". So they must call middle eastern flatbread "pita pan"...