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Sep 21 2017 07:30am
*facepalm* ...
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Oct 20 2017 10:29am
if you have to listen to a lot of countdown timers, you might get ticked off...
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Oct 27 2017 12:01pm
BLM is a movement which looks to violence as a means to acheive their goals. if only the black eyed peace...
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#525
Oct 27 2017 01:28pm
Punny
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Oct 27 2017 01:37pm
Glad I opun'd this thread
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Oct 27 2017 03:11pm
Did you eard that TING!!!!!! Must be the TEE!!!
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#528
Nov 2 2017 07:15pm
if olive oil has so many extra virgins, why doesnt it share...?



btw, i think muslims made a mistake in their interpretation of the koran. when it says they get 72 virgins when they die, it originally meant 72 bottles of extra virgin olive oil. the word oil got misplaces over time.

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#529
Nov 7 2017 08:30am
What kind of dogs are popular with hamas and isis?




Terriers. They're terrier-ists.
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Nov 20 2017 07:55am
my state outlawed sleeping during the day. i took a nap and got arrested...


(sadly i forgot a bunch of others i came up with recently that i didnt have a chance to write down...)
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