I've got a lot of cleaning to do today. Lots of dirty plates and bowls. Some dirty gardening tools, too. If you need me, I'll be washing my dishes and hoes.

a guy who grows up by the ocean is a son of the beach...

a large tanker of pudding crashed into a small coastal town, spilling everywhere. no one can live there anymore, the whole town has been desserted...

How do you make the turtle go?





































Flush the toilet and the turd-el-go.

i was moving some bins from one closet to another when i my wife asked me for help with something. i replied "im sorry, i cant, im bin laden..."

Lures don't go on hooks, but everyone loves a masterbaiter

bait is technically a type of lure...

i was in the produce section at the store today and dropped a fat beet...

yesterday a clown held the door open for me... i thought it was a nice jester