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Jul 21 2017 12:55pm
i went to this restaurant that advertised that they have cold brew, but all they had is coffee.... :/
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Jul 21 2017 01:18pm
If there's a security guard at a android store does that make him a guardian of the galaxy?
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they should call day cares "whineries"...
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Aug 4 2017 12:59am
Quote (ReturnFormer @ 4 Aug 2017 08:11)
they should call day cares "whineries"...


:rofl:
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Aug 4 2017 01:11am
Quote (FadedGuitar @ 21 Jul 2017 21:18)
If there's a security guard at a android store does that make him a guardian of the galaxy?


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Aug 15 2017 08:56pm
i got an electric bicycle recently. the power of bike propels me!
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Aug 15 2017 09:15pm
This new wing place opened up in town. It's not bad, but they don't really know what they're doing, they're just winging it...
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Aug 15 2017 09:19pm
One day i decided to procrastinate, but i decided to sleep on it first

Sorry not really a pun, f u
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Aug 17 2017 08:03pm
i just got back from a fishing trip. i discovered that im really good at putting the lures on the hooks. im a master baiter...
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#510
Aug 18 2017 02:20pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Oct 1 2013 08:49pm)
post all your terrible puns here. ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:



Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."



what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit?

passion-nut fruit.


oh thats punny
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