What did Juan s friend tell him when he was upset?

Be at Juan with yourself.

Nice puns, wanna fuck?

Wat

Baited. You're mine now bby.

lololo

I'll lol all over you.

pls don't punish me!

x^2 and e^x go to a club. x^2 is the life of the party, dancing with all the girls, getting the drinks in, joking with the bouncers, generally having a whale of a time. e^x skulks on the outskirts, nursing a drink and watching with a hollow envy. When x^2 takes a breather, e^x sidles up to him.
"How do you do it? How do you make yourself the life of the party like that?"
x^2 turns back, nonplussed, and replies "Well... it's not really that hard, man. You've just got to get out there and integrate!"
"I've tried that!" wailed e^x. "It didn't make any difference!"


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Noah throws open the doors to the ark, and announces "Go forth, and multiply!"

The animals flood forth and generally get busy, except for two snakes, who slither up to Noah and hiss "We can't multiply, we're adders."

Sighing, Noah goes into the woods. He takes a saw, cuts down two trees, and forms them into a large, crude desk. Then he goes back to the snakes and says again, "Go forth, and multiply!"

"We already told you, we can't multiply, we're adders!"

"Ahh!" Exclaims Noah. "But here is a log table!"

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel
with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.–
Your Husband”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being
the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t
wait up.”