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Feb 14 2017 01:13pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Dec 19 2013 04:49am)
Thought of this while baking cake:


Why was the baker yelling at his dough?

















He was trying to get a rise out of it.


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Feb 14 2017 02:05pm
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Feb 15 2017 07:30am
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Feb 17 2017 01:21pm
What do you call a fake noodle?

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Feb 17 2017 01:21pm
this thread is not punny
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#459
Feb 17 2017 01:22pm
Quote (keiner @ Feb 17 2017 02:21pm)
this thread is not punny



that's a good joke matey
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