Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy..

I'm choking on my food! XD

Most of the world thinks, nerds/geeks rarely see any girl, and if they see one, it's pixelated.
BUT IT IS NOT TRUE!
It depends on your monitor and graphics card.

I wanted to thicken a sauce i was making but i didn't have flour or butter so i cooked some corn starch in oil. It worked, but it's a pseudo-roux, though.

What do you get when it snows on zombies?


Icy dead people.

lol

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
wife's butt is a dream

Pls stop

I see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
sitting in the corner of the round room.