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Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy..
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Quote (xBx @ 30 Nov 2016 16:50)
why? they obvly arent the best listeners!


I'm choking on my food! XD

Most of the world thinks, nerds/geeks rarely see any girl, and if they see one, it's pixelated.
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It depends on your monitor and graphics card.
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I wanted to thicken a sauce i was making but i didn't have flour or butter so i cooked some corn starch in oil. It worked, but it's a pseudo-roux, though.
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What do you get when it snows on zombies?


Icy dead people.
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Quote (Drakwen @ Dec 1 2016 12:01am)
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy..


lol
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row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
wife's butt is a dream
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Quote (ReturnFormer @ Dec 23 2016 06:29pm)
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
wife's butt is a dream


Pls stop
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I see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.
sitting in the corner of the round room.
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