A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

thought this up last night:

what did the mexican call his business selling canned meats?

spic n spam

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right ...

Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster.

That's not a pun

sure it is. well, maybe not the second one, thats not quite a pun but the first one certainly is.

no

of course it is. its a pun on the word bar.


back on topic:

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

no

no