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Nov 3 2016 02:51pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Nov 3 2016 01:27pm)
A woman whose butt looks good regardless of how old she is has timeless booty.


You sure spend a lot of time on google looking for puns.
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I wonder what color cyanide is...


Good one, hahaha! Pretty perfect, Im gonna repeat this joke on my 13th bday party :D
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You sure spend a lot of time on google looking for puns.


Except for maybe a few back on the first page i come up with everything i post.
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instead i shall 'pun'ish YOU some more!

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


Was gonna make a race joke, but once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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haha yea man love my anime and angel beats has got to be one of the best!! ♡♡


Angel beats is no where near any type of best anime
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Aspen is where they keep the donkeys.
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If you take a picture of yourself with a bookcase in the background it's a shelfie.
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ive been wanting this japanese citrus based sauce, but i was having trouble finding it. thats ok, though, ive come up with a ponzu scheme to get some...
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Nov 25 2016 01:44am
all these are tearable.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger get asked if he upgraded to Windows 10 to which he replies
"I still love Vista baby"
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