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Oct 6 2016 11:34pm
Whenever i go shopping, i hand the cashier my items and say "like a bald man, i need to pay..."
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Oct 7 2016 05:20am
Christopher walkin on sunshine

jim carrey on my wayward son.

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Oct 10 2016 02:41pm
Quote (vuko @ Oct 7 2016 09:20pm)
Christopher walkin on sunshine

jim carrey on my wayward son.


my puns killed this thread
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Oct 11 2016 09:02am
I wonder what color cyanide is...
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Oct 11 2016 09:06am
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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my puns killed this thread


I LOVE YOUR SIG, I LOVE KANADE

ALSO I KNOW WHERE THATS FROM

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Oct 11 2016 05:51pm
Quote (Firaga @ Oct 12 2016 01:06am)
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.



I LOVE YOUR SIG, I LOVE KANADE

ALSO I KNOW WHERE THATS FROM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWiz8RXPhk


haha yea man love my anime and angel beats has got to be one of the best!! ♡♡
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Oct 11 2016 06:28pm
No pun intended
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#388
Oct 11 2016 06:31pm
It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac...

...because they take things literally... :rofl:
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#389
Oct 18 2016 08:06pm
What type of doctor is always available?


An on-call-ogist
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Nov 3 2016 12:27pm
A woman whose butt looks good regardless of how old she is has timeless booty.
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