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Aug 10 2016 08:15pm
what did the eel say to the crab?

dont be so shellfish...
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Aug 14 2016 05:52pm
another thread bites the virtual dust
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Aug 14 2016 05:55pm
Quote (impdemon @ Aug 14 2016 11:52pm)
another thread bites the virtual dust


You're giving it just that last try right?
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#374
Aug 18 2016 06:38am
It's funny that they call it that, because it's not just any versary.
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Aug 18 2016 07:18am
Quote (WidowMaKer_MK @ Oct 2 2013 01:22am)
...Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


:cry:

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#376
Sep 18 2016 03:37pm
my pun runneth out...
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#377
Sep 18 2016 03:42pm
lol
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#378
Sep 18 2016 03:51pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Oct 1 2013 07:49pm)
i came up with recently:



Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."



what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit?

passion-nut fruit.



You didn't come up with those. Quit lying.



I'm going back to watching the news. They are showing video of cops in a brief foot chase, end up tackling some guy only in his boxers.


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#379
Sep 18 2016 03:53pm
:lol:
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Oct 1 2016 11:46pm
i passed by a check cashing store, so i went in and asked if they cash hungarians, too...
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