Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

A baby cow tried nursing from its mother but wasn't getting any milk. It was an udder waste of time.

I have read every post in this topic

so far this one was the only one to make me laugh, 8 pages in

Someone who can arouse pity without speaking aloud is telepathetic

i used to be a banker


....but i lost interest

to work in a morgue is a huge undertaking

What's an emo's favorite kitchen utensil?

A cutting board.

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damn