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Jun 5 2016 05:38pm
a photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage.

"no, im traveling light"
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Jun 5 2016 05:42pm
:banana:
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Jun 21 2016 05:42pm
a tide pool is what happens when you spill the laundry detergent.
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#354
Jun 21 2016 05:52pm
Post Porto ooooveeeheeen!
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Jun 28 2016 10:59pm
a historian is a reverse seer...
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Jun 28 2016 11:04pm
how do aliens prepare for parties?

they planet
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#357
Jun 29 2016 02:35am
doctors need a lot patients
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#358
Jun 29 2016 02:36am
Are you from heaven?
Because I've got an erection.
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Jul 12 2016 08:43pm
my arms are long, i can pull your leg from anywhere...
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#360
Jul 17 2016 11:37pm
What's a cat's favorite opera song?


Oh! For tuna!
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