Knock knock jokes been around, there has been some bad ones.

This post was edited by impdemon on Dec 26 2015 06:23pm

my buddy and i always work out together. he's my push-up bro.

"What movie is that? "

"Something called 'the extraction'".

"Oh. So it's about teeth? "

If i had a restaurant, every dish would be served with a plum.

theres a priest who persuades nuns to do things with him. some nuns are not so easily persuaded, tho. those are hard habits to break.

what did the busy chinese chef say to the waiter who asked him to help him with something?

not now, i have wok to do...

a criminal record is called a rap sheet. for sexual crimes its called a rape sheet.

maybe i should make a parallel thread on the cooking board - the bad buns thread.


or on the fitness board.