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Nov 6 2015 07:02am
One thing i don't understand about the church. Why do they lick cats?
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Nov 12 2015 02:52pm
i think the coffee maker at work likes me. im always turning it on.

truth be told, i think it likes my coworker better. she turns it on more.
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Nov 23 2015 07:14pm
which of the gods keeps a quiet profile?

loki.
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#324
Nov 23 2015 08:23pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Oct 1 2013 06:49pm)
post all your terrible puns here. ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:



Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer. Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."



what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit?

passion-nut fruit.


The bold is really bad tbh ^^^
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#325
Nov 23 2015 08:26pm
Quote (josh2234 @ Nov 23 2015 09:23pm)
The bold is really bad tbh ^^^


which one? it didnt get bolded.

the worse it is, the better it is, tbh... ;)


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what did the waiter say when the customer complained that he hadnt received his sausage yet?

the wurst is yet to come...
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#326
Dec 20 2015 08:20pm
i went to the barber, but i told him not to cut it in the front. i wanted more bang for my buck.
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#327
Dec 21 2015 04:18am
Customer (Talking to himself out loud in self serve): "Why did I get donuts?"
Me:"I do-nut know!"
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#328
Dec 21 2015 04:23am
don't risk getting court
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#329
Dec 24 2015 09:40pm
christians who live in massachusetts are called massochrists...
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#330
Dec 26 2015 06:08pm
people who are overly fond of food tend to be on the large side.


this is a condition known as "Foodie Booty".
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