a teenager is playing around with his father's cb radio, talking to people. After talking with one person for a bit, he asks him if he realizes that he's young. the person replies "ten-four, teen..."

10-14 is a prowler report kek

the funniest one was the butt one




I fear after a 32 page thread on puns you still don't understand what a pun is

This post was edited by Pandau on Oct 14 2015 02:32pm

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

They each got six months.

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

It was a nice jester.

theyre coming out with a new version of the game Jenga. instead of bricks, though, its going to be roundish shapes that make noise. itll be called Jenga Bells. and instead of it collapsing at some point, youll keep going until you play Jenga all the way.

This post was edited by ReturnFormer on Oct 19 2015 09:39pm

Why did the mathematician bake a pie in a square dish?
Because he knows that pi r square.

I got cancer from here. This thread is horrible.

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