How do you know that little miss muffet was not Jewish? Because she mixed milk and meat - she ate kurds and whey.

lmao

these puns are horriffic.... "pun" should be short for "punch-him-in-the-face"

pls.

theres a high place in bulgaria that where they have lots of spheres stored inside metal cylinders. thats why its called the ball-can mountains.

What did the jedi say when he tested positive for performance enhancing drugs?

"These are not the 'roids you're looking for..."

a guy was over at his overweight friend's house watching a movie. they couldnt see it clearly, though, because the tv screen was dirty. so he tells him "go clean your tele, tubby..."

i get school spirit by writing my school's name on a bottle of scotch.