These punions are making me cry

srs

with joy? great, ill post more!


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.


A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


A truck-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster

A man was trying to get on the bus but a grizzly was in the way

It said, "just bear with me"

Neither of those are puns.

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

How puny

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

I work at the checkouts, sometimes the customers wants me to put some of the vegetables with the cold stuff in the same bag.

So I pick up the lettuce and say "Okay, lettuce do just that."

If I'm serving and then it is time for my tea break I yell: "Tea-riffic!"

Or if I'm going onto register two I yell: " Two-riffic!"

Edit: Those are my 3 puns that I have while at work.

This post was edited by CPK001 on Oct 3 2013 07:00pm

i drop puns all the time at work...

usually dont remember them, though.

i need someone to help pick them up.