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Jul 28 2015 09:39pm

Quote (ReturnFormer @ Jul 16 2015 11:07am)

The other night i went out to eat at a cheap restaurant. Big mistake. Let's just say that i could write a book called "50 shades of brown".

Photo or it never happened.....

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#292

Jul 28 2015 09:55pm

Lmfao

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#293

Aug 2 2015 01:10am

whats the hardest d2 item to catch?

bolts

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#294

Aug 2 2015 01:19am

Quote (ReturnFormer @ Aug 2 2015 05:10pm)

whats the hardest d2 item to catch?

bolts

act5 wp in classic ladder.

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#295

Aug 2 2015 01:39am

Quote (KiABILLL @ Aug 2 2015 02:19am)

act5 wp in classic ladder.

thats not an item.

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#296

Aug 2 2015 06:50pm

This thread has unraveled

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#297

Aug 31 2015 07:17pm

Frizz-be-gone - what happens when you throw it too hard.

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#298

Aug 31 2015 08:42pm

if i were a symphony, it would be called "bowel". i would be somewhere in the fourth movement.

i wonder if its all quiet or if there are movements in the bowels of hell.

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#299

Sep 20 2015 11:51am

Quote (MajinVegeta @ Sep 20 2015 08:51am)

only have noodles, i'm freaking starving, don't even want them.

might walk down to my grandmas and eat her eggs.

Quote (SecSee @ Sep 20 2015 08:52am)

but grandma cant obulate no longer :(

Quote (MajinVegeta @ Sep 20 2015 08:53am)

i knew it was cumming.

Quote (Beowulf @ Sep 20 2015 08:54am)

stop ovary acting

http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=73224621&f=27

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Sep 20 2015 10:30pm

toilet stolen from local police station
cops have nothing to go on

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