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Jul 26 2015 06:29pm
Quote (Beowulf @ Jul 23 2015 04:44pm)
my jekyll doesn't hide


i think it should.




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a black woman and a white man had a male offspring. they got a son-tan.
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#282
Jul 26 2015 06:31pm
demons are a ghoul's best friend
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Jul 26 2015 06:40pm
i suck deek 4 crack
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#286
Jul 27 2015 10:57am
What do you call a frying pan shaped like a duck?


A quack-pot
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#287
Jul 27 2015 10:59am
Speaker 1: Is your refrigerator running?

Speaker 2: Yes.

Speaker 3: Better go catch it!
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#288
Jul 28 2015 09:19pm
if you cross a trout with a walking tree you get de fishy ent.
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#289
Jul 28 2015 09:26pm
Quote (Hooo @ Jul 15 2015 11:51am)
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAHRRrrr...


Lmao
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#290
Jul 28 2015 09:36pm
I was wondering how to spell 'boomerang' then it came back to me.
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