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Jul 7 2015 07:50am
If you have a lot of room for corn, you have polenta of space.
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Jul 7 2015 08:00am
my guild and a decade of my posts

nobody is better or worse
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#273
Jul 15 2015 05:10am
What did the noodle say to his friend when he left him?


Pasta la vista, baby.
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Jul 15 2015 07:48am
If your mother or father's sister is pale, she's auntie pasty.
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Jul 15 2015 07:55am
Why are women's underclothes called lingerie?



Because they make men's eyes linger.
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#276
Jul 15 2015 10:51am
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAHRRrrr...
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#277
Jul 16 2015 10:07am
The other night i went out to eat at a cheap restaurant. Big mistake. Let's just say that i could write a book called "50 shades of brown".
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#278
Jul 20 2015 12:01pm
what do you call a woman whose husband gets drunk and hits her?



beer-battered.
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#279
Jul 23 2015 03:34pm
What vegetable is the quietest?


Lettuce romaine, silent
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Jul 23 2015 03:44pm
my jekyll doesn't hide
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