a guy who works at a dice factory told me that every time one is made he declares in an ominous voice "The die has been cast!"

What fruit never falls behind?


Currants.

So dumb, but I did chuckle lol

the dumber the pun, the greater the fun!

pun

a japanese man was once upset by someone so he drew a cartoon of the person dying. he killed him in manga.

What do you call someone who can never be exciting?

Omniborous

When someone speaks frankly to you and offends you it's called blunt trauma.

You cant spell "plus one" without pun