what do beets do when they feel threatened?

they run to a beet-haven

why did the priest ask a prostitute to pour him some water?

he needed whore-y water.

Took me a minute.. Funny though..

the czech republic sure has a lot of beautiful women. maybe they should rename it the chick republic.


speaking of which, i used to know this czech chick with the last name matrosova. i used to tell her "hey, that bed is in the way, move the mattress ova'."


i also know these other two girls. one of em is always getting mistaken for the other. people always think sharon is karen...

what do you call leftovers that noone wants to eat?


bereft overs.

minecraft

minedogecraft

*forest Gump voice*

I may not be a smart man but I know what nuclear thermodynamics is.

little mini tied bread seasoned with garlic are also known as garlic knotsies.

lolll