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Nov 24 2014 11:26am
what did santa say to the hydrogen peroxide?

HOHO HOHO
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#212
Nov 27 2014 12:26am
why cant medical schools use men as subjects for teaching skills?



they would be sued for male-practice.
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Nov 27 2014 01:10am
You must be a computer programmer, Because you just turned my software into hardware. -_-

This post was edited by Psychoticgamer94 on Nov 27 2014 01:10am
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#214
Nov 27 2014 01:42am
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Oct 1 2013 06:49pm)
post all your terrible puns here.  ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:



Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer.  Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."



what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit? 

passion-nut fruit.


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#215
Nov 27 2014 01:45am
Oh, my, God. I get it. It's funny because you can't cut attendance with scissors!
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#216
Nov 27 2014 10:50am
Quote (Psychoticgamer94 @ Nov 27 2014 02:10am)
You must be a computer programmer, Because you just turned my software into hardware. -_-


thats really more of a computer magician.

(although i am. or was. havent programmed anything in years unless you count editing bot scripts.)
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#217
Nov 29 2014 07:15pm
fish eggs for eating are called roe.


thats why the famous supreme court decision is called roe vs wade.



mmm, pops in your mouth!
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#218
Dec 1 2014 03:53pm
whats the most harmless bus in new york?


the b9, of course...
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#219
Dec 1 2014 09:01pm
what medicine do you give an overactive kitty?


a cata-tonic
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#220
Dec 3 2014 05:57pm
if you put a policeman outside, its a cop-out.
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