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Oct 5 2014 08:57am
Quote (jf1810 @ Oct 4 2014 09:09pm)
i lold


success!



what do you call it when a dog gets a boner, loses it, then gets it back?



a red erection resurrection.
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Oct 27 2014 05:57pm
why did the man get slapped in the fish store?


he asked for a codpiece...
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Oct 27 2014 06:04pm
Quote (ReturnFormer @ Oct 1 2013 08:49pm)
post all your terrible puns here.  ill start off with a couple i came up with recently:



Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edward Furlong and Robert Patrick are playing a game where they must each pick a composer.  Arnold stands up and declares "I'll be Bach..."



what do you get when you cross a coconut with a passion fruit? 

passion-nut fruit.


what kind of doge is the best?
a doge B)
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Oct 28 2014 07:50am
What happens when ISIS comes to town?


The people just go to pieces over them.
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Oct 28 2014 08:31am
lol.
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Oct 28 2014 09:37am
I went bowling the other night with my buddy. EBOLA GOOD GAME
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Oct 28 2014 09:38am
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I went bowling the other night with my buddy. EBOLA GOOD GAME


thats bad news bear

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Quote (ReturnFormer @ Sep 15 2014 03:56pm)
what did the farmer say as his apricot/plum hybrids grew bigger and bigger?

the pluot thickens...


Lol i like it.
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Nov 8 2014 05:56pm
what does a witch do when she wants to get rid of someone?

she curses them goodbye.
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Nov 9 2014 05:41pm
what do you call a humerous person who gives you what you want?

an accomedian.



where do they work?


the commode.
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