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Feb 12 2018 09:39pm
is all of this before or after the "no"s and "help"s
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Feb 13 2018 12:34am
Quote (AllisonWonderland @ Feb 12 2018 06:29pm)
Where’s the advice for the ladies you freckin sexist



<cracks knuckles>



Be like katmunk
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Feb 13 2018 12:40am
Quote (tonerbond @ Feb 13 2018 01:34am)
<cracks knuckles>

https://i.imgur.com/OvL2atr.jpg

Be like katmunk



Cause I’m so known for posting pictures like that




I’m sure you made several people very happy with this post :) they might even jump back on your band wagon. Keep it up fella
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Feb 13 2018 12:41am
Quote (AllisonWonderland @ Feb 12 2018 10:40pm)
Cause I’m so known for posting pictures like that




I’m sure you made several people very happy with this post :) they might even jump back on your band wagon. Keep it up fella



I dont care if you die alone lad, i just want you to know it isnt too late
You can still get married and not live your 2nd half of life alone
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Feb 13 2018 12:43am
Step 1 : Find hole
Step 2: Stick peen in hole
Step 3: Thrust until ejaculation

Animals been doing it for a long time. They is the real teachers.
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Feb 13 2018 12:43am
Quote (tonerbond @ Feb 13 2018 01:41am)
I dont care if you die alone lad, i just want you to know it isnt too late
You can still get married and not live your 2nd half of life alone



I could rant



Instead I’ll say I have like 6 cats I’m not dying alone holmes
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Feb 13 2018 12:46am
Quote (AllisonWonderland @ Feb 12 2018 10:43pm)
I could rant



Instead I’ll say I have like 6 cats I’m not dying alone holmes


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Feb 13 2018 12:48am
please a maiden so you can weasel in with her friends from the after-coitus gossip?

nice virgin advice
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Feb 13 2018 12:50am
Quote (Beowulf @ Feb 12 2018 10:48pm)
please a maiden so you can weasel in with her friends from the after-coitus gossip?

nice virgin advice



Sounds like something someone who never pleased a woman would say
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Feb 13 2018 12:51am
Quote (tonerbond @ Feb 12 2018 10:50pm)
Sounds like something someone who never pleased a woman would say


I'm an old man

as long as she talks to me while I fall asleep I am satisfied and she can go enjoy her evening with whoever she pretends she doesn't do things with
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