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Feb 12 2018 05:57pm
After briefly posting in this subforum,

It has occurred to me that this is a younger crowd with lesser life experience
These Rick n Morty references outweigh the occasional quality Eurythmics, Sopranos, etc references

So I'm going to kick some knowledge that may help you explore your sexual options...
For that special moment, whenever it may be.

Now, I'm not allowed to post graphic images, directly...
(regardless of how instructional they may be) so I have to spell it out

Gents, it's real fuckin simple.
"The clitoris is the human female's most sensitive erogenous zone and generally the primary anatomical source of human female sexual pleasure"
Translation: Find her fucking clit and stimulate that shit. By any means!

Un-learn all that shit your boys were telling you.
IE: "Brooooo, I smashed that pussy so hard she said she couldn't feel her legs!!!"

No, moron. YOU WANT HER TO GET OFF SO THAT SHE TELLS HER GIRLS ABOUT YOU GETTING HER OFF
Women will gossip. That's what they do. Gossip is in the province of Female.

Do you want to get more or no?
Choice is yours.

PS: I might come back and help yall out further if I see more redeeming music posted

This post was edited by ColoradoD2 on Feb 12 2018 06:09pm
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Feb 12 2018 05:59pm
No thanks.
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No thanks.
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Hard pass.
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Hard pass.
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Feb 12 2018 06:20pm
Thanks virgin.
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Feb 12 2018 06:33pm
My wife already tells her friends about me probly

This post was edited by dude_927 on Feb 12 2018 06:33pm
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Feb 12 2018 06:33pm
Quote (SenorNZ @ Feb 12 2018 05:20pm)
Thanks virgin.


By the look of things, you were ahead of the curve
and didn't need my sage advice:

Edit: You took one for the team. Hope that worked out for you chief
She ought to Febreeze that shit off every now and then



This post was edited by ColoradoD2 on Feb 12 2018 06:34pm
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Quote (ColoradoD2 @ Feb 13 2018 12:33pm)
By the look of things, you were ahead of the curve
and didn't need my sage advice:

https://i.imgur.com/NRFtQhj.png


Man you're really trying hard. Good on you.
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Feb 12 2018 07:26pm
Most of us are like 20+
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