This bad

the R train was hit by hurricane sandy, as well as their train...

what did the russian man say about his lucky baby cow?

It's a veal of fortune!

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a couple twisted childrens books:

the scat in the hat

bicurious george

thomas the trainsvestite

winnie the poo

where the wild women are

one fist two fist red fist blue fist

what do plums say to each other when theyre mad?

"you son of a peach!"

what did the farmer say as his apricot/plum hybrids grew bigger and bigger?

the pluot thickens...

a woman was complaining about her breasts to her husband, so he told her, "while it may be true that some women have bigger breasts than you, you shouldn't be jealous of udders."

what does winnie the pooh say to tigger when he sees him?


yo, wassup mah tigga.






what does tamicka say to shaniqua when she sees her?


hi, hows it going? how are you today?

what do you get after you work out a lot?



a raise in brawn...

i lold