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Jul 24 2014 07:32pm
best troll guild in JSP.
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Jul 28 2014 12:36pm
what did the muslim say to his grandson?

*old man voice* c'mere, sunni...



what is muslims' favorite college?

sunni downstate



why was the muslim always happy?

because he has a sunni disposition.



what do you call a muslim male cow?

bull shi'ite.
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Jul 29 2014 04:40pm
Some college guys decided to have a contest to see who could piss the furthest so they ate some citrus first. They did that because the o-range comes before the p-range.
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Jul 29 2014 04:47pm
Quote (AnimeFTW @ Oct 1 2013 05:52pm)
I had a teacher in high school was a master pun maker.

The first day of school he's like "We were going to go to the library, but it was booked."
Every time we asked for scissors "Sure, but make sure you don't cut class."

About a year after I had him I saw him in PE so I asked him to give me a pun. He told me to walk on to the football grass area and yelled "You're outstanding in the field!"


LOL




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This post was edited by TJI_KS on Jul 29 2014 04:48pm
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Jul 29 2014 08:14pm
Why are Pirates, Pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
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Quote (ReturnFormer @ Jul 29 2014 07:09pm)
http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu123/that_one_kid10/Random%20Crap/eliminated-all-the-juice.jpg


That's actually a pretty pun, without actually being to racist or obscene.
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Aug 10 2014 08:33am
where do you keep donkeys?

in an ass-pen.
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Aug 16 2014 09:16pm
why are slugs discriminated against?

because its a snail world, afterall...
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Aug 16 2014 09:16pm
this thread is lots of pun
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