if this guy at work changed his last name to Thyme he would never be late. He would be Justin Thyme.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... They just waved.
I'm shore that was a good one.

Did you all hear about the kidnapping in Japan? He just woke up!

Two pieces of rope walk into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here."
So one rope decides to tie himself in a knot and give himself hair.
The piece of rope walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Didn't I just tell you we don't serve your kind around here?"
and the rope says, "I'm aFRAYEDnot."
har har

This post was edited by Zoophile on Jul 15 2014 01:12pm

theres a band called Frosttide. I heard that theyre coming out with a breakfast cereal. It's going to be called Frosttide Flakes.

what do you call a small insect that knows a lot of trivia if its been knighted?

Sir Fact Ant



What do you call a small insect that performs shows in the shallow waters just offshore?

Surf Act Ant



What do you call a sauce made from cigarette stubs?

Butt Sauce

if you call your dog but she doesnt come, its a shun of a bitch.

why cant cannibals have a religion?

they keep eating all the prophets.

this thread sure is a lot of pun