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May 5 2014 11:53am
why did the midget from western asia not like cottage cheese? he thought it was mocking him for being a small kurd.
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May 8 2014 04:38pm
what kind of cheese do you give as a gift when dating? courtage cheese.




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theres a bakery that sells small breads shaped like vaginas. theyre renowned for being moist inside, but due to the complexity, only a limited number are made every day.

one day, a man comes in and asks to reserve a few. he wants them for his dinner later, but he is on his way to work, and wont be able to devote the proper attention to keeping them moist while at work. the counter person agrees and sets a few aside, and the man goes off to work.

a few hours later, when they are started to run out of them, someone comes in and asks for the rest, including the ones set aside. the counter person isn't sure what to do, and at first demurs, but then gives in and sells him the remaining breads, unable to hold herself back from making a certain sale in place of an uncertain one.

sure enough, though, a short time after that the first man comes back and asks to buy the breads set aside for him. the counter person apologizes, but says that since she was uncertain whether he was really coming back, she sold them to someone else. "im sorry," she says, "i couldnt help myself - im out of cunt roll."
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May 12 2014 11:12pm
my friend knows an attorney named Calvin who came up with a weight loss program. its called the lawyer Cal diet...
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May 12 2014 11:14pm
GEez some of these were bad !
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May 12 2014 11:25pm
terribad
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Quote (Act1 @ May 13 2014 12:14am)
GEez some of these were bad !


Quote (Mikucon @ May 13 2014 12:25am)
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that means its a success!
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May 13 2014 10:14pm
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ID BE SO HAPPY IF THIS WAS TRUE!!!!!!!! GO BLUE WAFFLES GO!
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only if theyre made from smurfs...
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