Do you want to hear a LoL pun? I've got a Zilean of em.

Of cource (:

a pony goes in for a job interview, but the in interviewer has a hard time hearing him. when the interviewer mentions something about this, the pony replies "you'll have to forgive me, im a littel hoarse."

what did the man who works all day cooking beans say about his job? theyre the bean of my existence.

what do you call water that flowed from austria into germany? hydro-germanated.

never order this at a chinese restaurant:

bul kao dong

pedos r fucking immature assholes

Whats the square root of 69? Eight something.

lol




i feel bad for moles. theyre hunted by chefs just for their butts, since a lot of recipes call for mole-asses