Quote (nightbringer757 @ Jan 15 2014 03:19pm)

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

Quote (GETBANDS @ Jan 15 2014 06:37pm)

OMFG that was a good joke

Quote (Rookie @ Jan 15 2014 07:16pm)

Gold walks into the bar
The bartender says "Au, get out of here!"

Quote (ReturnFormer @ Nov 17 2013 10:26pm)

A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."

"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "They're complimentary."

Quote (Mangix @ Jan 25 2014 02:04pm)

not a pun, but just a really funny happening.

Went into a portapotty yesterday.

On the wall it reads "How in the hell can you guys smoke in here? I can hardly eat my sandwich"

I almost died from laughter.