what did the geologist say after a violent volcanic eruption?



magma come loudly...

and what did he say after the avalanche?

summit come loudly

lol, a good effort, but my wife and i both agree that doesnt work as well.


perhaps something about a prostitute and an overweight hawiian wrestler.

what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

jesus hates us all

heres another:


what do you call the best polish people?





superior poleaxe.

What do you call a moon walker wearing Tennis shoes?

A real jumpy customer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you tell a scot that a car went someplace fast?


it was a car-dash, ian.

if you need some bees, go catch some wild ones, they dont cost anything. theyre freebies...

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