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#11
Feb 12 2018 07:29pm
Quote (Xistz @ Feb 12 2018 05:26pm)
Most of us are like 20+



Implying you automatically lose virginity at certain age
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#12
Feb 12 2018 08:26pm
Quote (ColoradoD2 @ Feb 12 2018 07:57pm)
After briefly posting in this subforum,

It has occurred to me that this is a younger crowd with lesser life experience
These Rick n Morty references outweigh the occasional quality Eurythmics, Sopranos, etc references

So I'm going to kick some knowledge that may help you explore your sexual options...
For that special moment, whenever it may be.

Now, I'm not allowed to post graphic images, directly...
(regardless of how instructional they may be) so I have to spell it out

Gents, it's real fuckin simple.
"The clitoris is the human female's most sensitive erogenous zone and generally the primary anatomical source of human female sexual pleasure"
Translation: Find her fucking clit and stimulate that shit. By any means!

Un-learn all that shit your boys were telling you.
IE: "Brooooo, I smashed that pussy so hard she said she couldn't feel her legs!!!"

No, moron. YOU WANT HER TO GET OFF SO THAT SHE TELLS HER GIRLS ABOUT YOU GETTING HER OFF
Women will gossip. That's what they do. Gossip is in the province of Female.

Do you want to get more or no?
Choice is yours.

PS: I might come back and help yall out further if I see more redeeming music posted


This post was about as good as the very end of the sopranos
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#13
Feb 12 2018 08:29pm
Where’s the advice for the ladies you freckin sexist
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#14
Feb 12 2018 08:31pm
Quote (AllisonWonderland @ Feb 12 2018 07:29pm)
Where’s the advice for the ladies you freckin sexist


Well that advice is for the women, as well.
You see, we need more girl on girl in this world.

For example:
I don't think those ragheads in the Middle East would be blowin us up
if they were watchin some of that hijab on hijab action, if you catch my drift

This post was edited by ColoradoD2 on Feb 12 2018 08:33pm
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#15
Feb 12 2018 08:36pm
No thanks, jeff.
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#16
Feb 12 2018 08:44pm
Quote (tonerbond @ Feb 12 2018 06:29pm)
Implying you automatically lose virginity at certain age


Well you're 30+and still have yours
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#17
Feb 12 2018 09:14pm
Quote (AllisonWonderland @ Feb 12 2018 09:29pm)
Where’s the advice for the ladies you freckin sexist


Have boobs
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#18
Feb 12 2018 09:16pm
Quote (ColoradoD2 @ Feb 12 2018 09:31pm)
Well that advice is for the women, as well.
You see, we need more girl on girl in this world.

For example:
I don't think those ragheads in the Middle East would be blowin us up
if they were watchin some of that hijab on hijab action, if you catch my drift



What if I don’t have a hijab?
Quote (dude_927 @ Feb 12 2018 10:14pm)
Have boobs



I got that part down. This whole time I thought men wanted sexy time with that lady part down below and they just wanted to sex some boobs. What would I do without dude
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#19
Feb 12 2018 09:17pm
Boobs sammiches and quiet poops, were simple creatures
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#20
Feb 12 2018 09:27pm
Quote (AllisonWonderland @ Feb 12 2018 08:16pm)
This whole time I thought men wanted sexy time with that lady part down below


We are goddamn knuckledragging LOWER SAPIENS about it
Think of how many simps are throwin their dollars at these strippers right now
(I, myself, put napkins in their belts ... finessin these hoes)

We are powerless to resist
That is what got us out of the Ice Age
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