Quote (chelsea11 @ Oct 27 2017 01:11pm)
Right sure thing. Anyone who reviewed Thor as "rotten" is just doing it for attention, not actual movie critics. They are scum for lying through their teeth.
Actually I think it's at 95%, not 83%.
You're bad at checking ratings.
It's 83 for real critics (10/12 Fresh, 2/12 rotten), it's 95 for people who don't matter. Like I said, that number will still go up, it'll finish in the high 80s, low 90s.
Or they're people who are tired of seeing the same shit, over and over, bad one liners, weak characters, and pointless plots that just keep trying to sell the next film, rather than work towards creating someone truly great. I'm not saying this movie will be shit, I just wouldn't be surprised if it was. You love every senseless huge blockbuster, and your opinion on any of them is completely irrelevant, since it's always the fucking same, just like the movies.
Some quotes from real critics
"director Taiki Waititi keeps us distracted with sudden noises, bright objects and silly jokes"
"Turns down the Shakespearean pretensions, cranks up the humor"
"the movie's extravagant excess is more narcotizing than energizing. "
"Granted, there are probably more monsters and CGI battles and explosions than the movie needs."
"Thor: Ragnarok" is the most fun of the Thor movies by a long shot, but it is still very much a Thor movie for better or worse."
"In a world of portentous blockbusters getting ever darker, it's a joy to see one throwing on the disco lights."
"Ragnarok is basically a Joke Delivery System"
"While it's not saying much, "Thor: Ragnarok" is easily the best of the three Thor movies - or maybe I just think so because its screenwriters and I finally seem to agree on one thing: The Thor movies are preposterous."
Just more and more of the same fucking shit lol. I'll watch it, but I have very low expectations.
Side note - The two negative reviews are from Time and Variety, and I scrolled through their most recent ratings, and found myself to be in agreement with 90% of their choices (movies I've seen at least). We'll see if this is another one I agree with them on, but I am still hoping I at least somewhat like this movie.
This post was edited by jadeoshbogosh on Oct 27 2017 03:41pm