Woah woah
I take things slow
I'm only 1/64 Russian
Just bowled a 270
If she's there tomorrow I get name

Bf3 when I get home
Allah

get on bf3 shaft

damnit grillz
she kept goin on her phone
as in bf was sending her dick pics i bet
sad panda face

the black guy who i made text
random girls saying i wanna go balls deep
banged 1 of em
god damnit

Well if a smelly British teeth nigga can get it in
you might be able to too

Ps my fucken chest hurts
thicke girl will have to be gentle with me tonight
rawr

I don't understand why women are such a mystery to you guys, you don't have to understand them to get them into bed.

I mean...precumming everywhere he wasn't even joking when he said that.

As Crysis 3 nears its launch date next week, EA and Crytek have decided to share a few statistics regarding the game's pre-orders, the recent multiplayer beta and the number of views its trailers have attracted on the official YouTube channel.

More than 3 million people downloaded the Crysis 3 multiplayer beta to sample the latest instalment's multiplayer shenanigans, which in turn helped drive pre-orders of the game. Apparently, pre-orders of Crysis 3 have been 35% higher than pre-orders for Crysis 2, as a result.




if you played real sports like volleybal
you would get more thickie

Lawl you guys think we serious about everything
we also are 6' ft and millionaires
thicke girl all that matters to us

shaft precums everywhere man don't even joke

you pre a lot too!