Ahahaha I want fish breath not fingers nahimean

you know how hard it is to IF while working here Jesus it all looks so eatable

HOW DO I FOUND OUT HER NAME
DOB
SOCIAL
ADRESS
fuck

You go up to her and say hi my name is fuantei what's yours

i cant
id get a bloody nose probaly
god damnit

Stick a tampon up your nose and a shamwow down your pants

n be a man girls like confidence for some reason

This is priceless.

whats so god damn funny
this shit is real

like crysis3 getting best reviewed
fps

she has a nose ring
fyi grillz

This post was edited by urbanshaft on Feb 13 2013 02:08am

Mmmmmmm thicke girl is getting a nose ring on friday
n I'm gonna get 1 ear pierced idk which 1

she asked what I wanted to do all day I said I was just gonna wing it
should I get her flowers or some shit idk if she would even like that

no thats dumb
tell her 2 buy u a teddy bear
now fuck up this is about me nig

i hope she works alone tomorrow
cuz 2 ugly bitches look all stuck up
be there today i had anti precum

fucking shaft just go buy a russian bride