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Mar 23 2011 05:25pm
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Crysis 2 Pretty Much Sucks a Sloppy...

We have played them all! Farcry, Crysis, and now Crysis 2. If you were relying on Crytek to stress your new AMD or NVIDIA GPUs, well, you will likely have to wait another 4 years, or never probably. Crysis 2 graphics suck. Yes the graphics suck and you all know why. Crytek sold us out for a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ 360 gamers. Gameplay is about as exciting and motivating as pulling a scab off your dog's scrotum. Open gameplay? Yeah right. Challenging? Not in the least. Crysis 2 goes into the "Never Finished" game bin with Daikatana. Come to think of it, Daikatana had better multi-player.

I don't often gripe about game devs selling out, but Crytek sure did. Crytek is not about innovative gameplay and astounding graphics any more. Crytek is about ripping me off for $60. I think Crytek would have gotten better press if it had not of even released its water-downed and anemic PC version of this "game." I hope Cevat Yerli chokes on this giant flaccid floppy ♥♥♥♥♥ of a game, while he is pulling out his overstuffed-wallet. Yeah, I just said that, and I meant it.

At least my 10 year old son thinks it is awesome. Wish he would give me the $60 back. Crysis 2 will be a great buy....when it hits the $2.99 price point on Steam.
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Mar 23 2011 05:28pm
Quote (urbanshaft @ Mar 23 2011 07:25pm)
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Crysis 2 Pretty Much Sucks a Sloppy...

We have played them all! Farcry, Crysis, and now Crysis 2. If you were relying on Crytek to stress your new AMD or NVIDIA GPUs, well, you will likely have to wait another 4 years, or never probably. Crysis 2 graphics suck. Yes the graphics suck and you all know why. Crytek sold us out for a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ 360 gamers. Gameplay is about as exciting and motivating as pulling a scab off your dog's scrotum. Open gameplay? Yeah right. Challenging? Not in the least. Crysis 2 goes into the "Never Finished" game bin with Daikatana. Come to think of it, Daikatana had better multi-player.

I don't often gripe about game devs selling out, but Crytek sure did. Crytek is not about innovative gameplay and astounding graphics any more. Crytek is about ripping me off for $60. I think Crytek would have gotten better press if it had not of even released its water-downed and anemic PC version of this "game." I hope Cevat Yerli chokes on this giant flaccid floppy ♥♥♥♥♥ of a game, while he is pulling out his overstuffed-wallet. Yeah, I just said that, and I meant it.

At least my 10 year old son thinks it is awesome. Wish he would give me the $60 back. Crysis 2 will be a great buy....when it hits the $2.99 price point on Steam.


whhy you mad tho go play pokemon :rofl:
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Mar 23 2011 05:35pm
entering cd key every time
wtf
ive tryed capital n low case
also when i try to play mp
i get serial key already in usre
sigh
they didnt patch it yet
wtf
also i did the le thing so instant
lvl 5
worked on mycrysis but dont show up
when i log into mp
such a major boner kill
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Mar 23 2011 05:37pm
Why did you choose "urbanshaft" as your name?
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Mar 23 2011 05:47pm
y r u
big dummy
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Mar 23 2011 05:51pm
Quote (urbanshaft @ Mar 23 2011 07:25pm)
motherfucker at hardcop
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Crysis 2 Pretty Much Sucks a Sloppy...

We have played them all! Farcry, Crysis, and now Crysis 2. If you were relying on Crytek to stress your new AMD or NVIDIA GPUs, well, you will likely have to wait another 4 years, or never probably. Crysis 2 graphics suck. Yes the graphics suck and you all know why. Crytek sold us out for a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ 360 gamers. Gameplay is about as exciting and motivating as pulling a scab off your dog's scrotum. Open gameplay? Yeah right. Challenging? Not in the least. Crysis 2 goes into the "Never Finished" game bin with Daikatana. Come to think of it, Daikatana had better multi-player.

I don't often gripe about game devs selling out, but Crytek sure did. Crytek is not about innovative gameplay and astounding graphics any more. Crytek is about ripping me off for $60. I think Crytek would have gotten better press if it had not of even released its water-downed and anemic PC version of this "game." I hope Cevat Yerli chokes on this giant flaccid floppy ♥♥♥♥♥ of a game, while he is pulling out his overstuffed-wallet. Yeah, I just said that, and I meant it.

At least my 10 year old son thinks it is awesome. Wish he would give me the $60 back. Crysis 2 will be a great buy....when it hits the $2.99 price point on Steam.




WOW...that's the most I've EVER seen u type at one time ^^
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Mar 23 2011 05:54pm
Quote (ghot @ Mar 23 2011 04:51pm)
WOW...that's the most I've EVER seen u type at one time  ^^


Shaft only typed the first two lines. Everything else was copy/paste.
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Mar 23 2011 06:01pm
so how long is the single player on this?
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Mar 23 2011 06:09pm
Quote (yupitsmeh @ Mar 23 2011 05:01pm)
so how long is the single player on this?



57 hours on hardcore difficulty.
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Mar 23 2011 06:42pm
i just beat it
took 7.5hours
man the ending is such a
sequel giver
i know crysis was a trio
but after they basically rebooted
it for consoles didnt think so
but it is
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