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Anthraxinsoup

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#161

Feb 26 2011 01:28am

Quote (BreakPoint @ 26 Feb 2011 00:23)

Well I don't want to read about it.

I shall try harder to get laid. I will do it before I'm 18 I really hope.

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#162

Feb 26 2011 01:31am

Quote (Anthraxinsoup @ Feb 26 2011 07:28pm)

I shall try harder to get laid. I will do it before I'm 18 I really hope.

In another thread you said you're paying for sex.

Now you're saying you're 15 + Virgin.

???

:huh:

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#163

Feb 26 2011 01:38am

Quote (Morals @ 26 Feb 2011 00:31)

In another thread you said you're paying for sex.

Now you're saying you're 15 + Virgin.

???

:huh:

I was trying to joke. I make fun of the fact that I'm a virgin. If I could pay for sex I would, but I don't want an STD.

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#164

Feb 26 2011 09:10am

lack of personal integrity is astounding

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#165

Feb 26 2011 09:15am

Quote (purplex @ Feb 26 2011 09:10am)

lack of personal integrity is astounding

Kinda what I thought..
I would be ashamed if I was his father...

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#166

Feb 26 2011 09:15am

Quote (iGotChills @ Feb 26 2011 03:15pm)

Kinda what I thought..
I would be ashamed if I was his father...

I... am his father.

This post was edited by purplex on Feb 26 2011 09:16am

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#167

Feb 26 2011 09:31am

Quote (purplex @ Feb 26 2011 09:15am)

I... am his father.

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/081002/empire-vader-beckons_l.jpg

Did you microwave your sperm before making him?

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#168

Feb 26 2011 09:54am

Quote (iGotChills @ Feb 26 2011 03:31pm)

Did you microwave your sperm before making him?

I was held captive inside of a microwaveable burrito testing facility.

It was a section of a nuclear reactor plant.

Also I ate McDonalds that day.

I dropped it on the floor.

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#169

Feb 26 2011 04:49pm

Quote (purplex @ 26 Feb 2011 08:10)

lack of personal integrity is astounding

I'm a virgin and 15, big whoop. I can admit it.

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#170

Feb 26 2011 04:51pm

Quote (Anthraxinsoup @ Feb 26 2011 02:49pm)

I'm a virgin and 15, big whoop. I can admit it.

do that girl in yo sig

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